If I could ask/say...

There are so many things we keep asking ourselves.
If they are not too wacky (mine always,are),we might as well ask people around us.
So here's what I'd ask/say...

To God:
You dont hate me that much .....You're just trying to draw certain conclusions right?
Whatever...
I'm tired of your divine "chichorapan".Stop it now !!!!

To Dad:
Please define "ENGINEERING"

To Mom:
Will you always love me this much....

To Bro:
You really think I'm dumb????

To a friend:
You didnt mean it when you said.....
Okay, I'll drop this one !

Another friend:
The guy you are dating is a jerk!!
Do I still need to explain why????

My first serious crush:
Do you know I exist???

My second-not-so serious crush:
You were awful !

One of my aunts:
I hate you.
Please cut down on your visits to our place.
Pahleaseeeeeee !!!!!

To my Physics Sir:
You made me love something I most dreaded.(whatever the reasons may be ;))
Thank you !

To another friend:
I'm sorry!
But you still suck (big time).

To another friend:
We dont use perfume..
We use WATER to bath..
Got it sweety !!!

That guy at Satya Paul:
You're undoubtedly the cutest creature around !!

To be continued.....